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Yesterday’s footy match has made me so bummed. Ben & I are down grading our memberships next year. How sad. It has to be done. So expensive to go every now & then and have a reserved seat someone else can use. So long aisle 36 :(. Annoying man who thinks he’s funny and wears monkey masks and a wig, you won’t be missed. I’m so exhausted. Time for tea.

Yesterday’s footy match has made me so bummed. Ben & I are down grading our memberships next year. How sad. It has to be done. So expensive to go every now & then and have a reserved seat someone else can use. So long aisle 36 :(. Annoying man who thinks he’s funny and wears monkey masks and a wig, you won’t be missed. I’m so exhausted. Time for tea.

Jun 3rd / 2 notes †

unchainedmomentum:

quotes that indicate people you won’t like

  1. “just got these new chinos from cotton on”
  2. “check out my jorts man”
  3. “moro chocolates are better than mars bars bro”
  4. “odd future are really good”
  5. “how good is supreme and streetwear”
  6. “i prefer scrubs to seinfeld”
  7. “keep my tomato sauce in the cupboard man”
  8. “i don’t really like sports man”
  9. “what kind of music do i like? i listen to a bit of everything”
  10. “fetch”
Jun 3rd / 40 notes †
everythingworthdyingfor:

Shout outs to my mates Perspectives.
My lady shot this photo, she’s good with the camera.

Listen to Perspectives.
markneedsnewjeans

everythingworthdyingfor:

Shout outs to my mates Perspectives.

My lady shot this photo, she’s good with the camera.

Listen to Perspectives.

markneedsnewjeans

Jun 3rd / 3 notes †
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58542:

EVERYONE NEEDS BRIAN FALLON ON THEIR DASH.
YOU’RE WELCOME.

Today Mark had a Facebook status about wanting to marry this guy or something. It cemented to me that Mark really is pretty awesome. Good human. A++ will continue dating. Top bloke.

58542:

EVERYONE NEEDS BRIAN FALLON ON THEIR DASH.

YOU’RE WELCOME.

Today Mark had a Facebook status about wanting to marry this guy or something. It cemented to me that Mark really is pretty awesome. Good human. A++ will continue dating. Top bloke.

Jun 3rd / 35 notes †
Mum introducing herself to the new neighbours

Mum: Hi blah blah blah if the music gets too loud, just let us know.

Neighbours: Or that’s fine, I’m a bit of a metal head anyway.

Mum: Oh good. My eldest likes alternative hardcore and my husband listens metal too.

Oh mum you are adorable.

Jun 3rd / 5 notes †
YES

YES

Jun 3rd / 13 notes †
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Let’s get some relax music going

Oh god I’m crying.

Jun 2nd / 616 notes †

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